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Achy Rider Ballad

power-page.jpg[Sung to American Woman, the Lenny Kravitz version]


Achy Rider, what the hell’s wrong with me?

Achy Rider, I can’t bend my knee

My woman’s complainin’ I snore

I can’t sleep thru a night without peeing no more

Ibuprofen and Hydrocodone too

Both help me, but hey, what’s this drug do?

Now Rider, I can’t hear what you say

Achy Rider, I have a colonoscopy today


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(You know, before your appointment for the you-know-what)...