Achy Rider Ballad

[Sung to American Woman, the Lenny Kravitz version]

 

Achy Rider, what the hell’s wrong with me?

 

Achy Rider, I can’t bend my knee

 

My woman’s complainin’ I snore

 

I can’t sleep thru a night without peeing no more

 

Ibuprofen and Hydrocodone too

 

Both help me, but hey, what’s this drug do?

 

Now Rider, I can’t hear what you say

 

Achy Rider, I have a colonoscopy today

 

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(You know, before your appointment for the you-know-what)…