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HEY NOW!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR VISITING SOA! So glad you made it here! I can't thank you enough for taking the time out of your day to visit our store! Scroll down and look at all the great reviews from all of our great customers. I know once you sport one of our great T-Shirts you'll feel the same and get just as many laughs! It's hell getting old but why not have fun doing it! Be sure to check out our new bracelet line up too!

PLEASE ALSO NOTE THE CURRENT CONDITIONS OF SUPPLY!

Please get your orders in as early as possible for the Holidays as it is getting more and more difficult to source blank shirts with the current Port situations.

JUST A QUICK NOTE ABOUT PRINTFUL PRODUCTS

Please be advised, we cannot accept returns on customized Printful Products as they are a third-party vendor. Make sure to verify your appropriate size on the size chart in each listing. Should you order the wrong size, you will need to reorder the appropriate size needed as we cannot make exchanges on Printful products.  This will be noted within the product description as well.

Again, thanks for supporting our SOA business!

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