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HEY NOW!!!

WOW, WE ARE ALL LIVING IN AN EVER CHANGING WORLD WITH THE COVID-19,  I'M HEARING AND READING ABOUT MANY PLACES "OPENING UP" ON A LIMITED BASIS ON JUNE 1ST.  I AM NOW ACCUSTOMED TO PAYING A CASHIER THROUGH A HOLE IN PLEXIGLASS, MY HANDS SMELLING LIKE PURELL! I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO HAVE A SMILE GO THROUGH MY SOA MASK OR SEE SOMEONE ELSE'S!  SO, THATS WHEN I JUST SAY FUKITAL! I THINK YOU GET THE PICTURE! 

WITH THAT SAID, I WANT TO ENSURE YOU THAT SOA IS DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO ELIMINATE THE SPREAD. EVERY ITEM SHIPPED HAS BEEN TREATED TO PREVENT THE POTENTIAL SPREAD OF THE VIRUS TO YOU. WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS! 

PLEASE STAY SAFE OUT THERE AND PLEASE, LET'S NOT FORGET OUR VETS THIS MEMORIAL DAY FOR THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR THIS GREAT COUNTRY.

THANKS FOR SHOPPING THE ORIGINAL!

I may be old,

but don't test me, boy. 

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