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STAN THE MAN HERE, I'M VERY GLAD YOU MADE IT TO THE ORIGINAL SOA SITE.  OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS WE ARE MOVING OUR FULFILLMENT BACK TO SPRING TX WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. YOU MAY EXPERIENCE A SHORT DELAY ON CERTAIN PRODUCTS BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY WILL SHIP OUT ASAP. AGAIN, THANKS FOR SHOPPING THE ORIGINAL!

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